Outlawed Alcohol

averagelogoJoose, Sparks, Four Loko and the like have been sampled by the S.O.S. team with mixed results.  They have about the same amount of alcohol,caffeine and share the 2 dollar price range.

“MillerCoors  said it has reached an agreement with a coalition of state attorneys general to voluntarily reformulate Sparks to remove caffeine, taurine, guarana and ginseng from the product. The brewer also agreed not to produce caffeinated alcohol beverages in the future.”

So, we decided to gather the best recipes for home brewed Energy/Alcohol.  Try them at your own risk!  Most of these concoctions will contain a pretty high alcohol content and loads of caffeine.  Not for the weak of stomach!

WARNING!  You may not feel the effects of the alcohol in these mixed drinks but your just as drunk.  Your reaction times and decision making WILL be impaired.  You will be awake longer and be able to drink more!  USE CAUTION!

1.
Mix an actual energy drink with rum or vodka
2. 2 pieces Pez candy
1 can King Cobra
1 can Red Bull

Crush the Pez  to a fine powder. Add powder first to an empty glass. Pour in equal parts King Cobra and Red Bull. Don’t freak when the foaming begins; it will subside. Adjust for taste.

3.
The Jagerbomb!

1 shot Jagermeister liqueur 1/2 can Red Bull energy drink

Pour the Red Bull energy drink into a glass. Drop a shot glass filled with Jagermeister into the glass.  DRINK!

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